PFor (1+1=2 [the sum])PFun

"Let me tell you a little about myself. It’s a reflexive pronoun that means 'me.' "(Ally Houston)

The Subjective Subjunctive
If I were she, would you be he?

Be me?
said he. I should. Certainly!

If you were certain, could you be free? 
Is that indicative of your mood?

Should you ask me as if you were she?
Would that be indicative of your temperament?
And if so, should you ask?

Ah, me…
said he. Be you she, should I be glad to have this mood?
Could I be free with thee?

said she. Indicate some subjectivity, and kiss me.